Saturday, August 05, 2006
i'm burnt! hahaha.. i feel so hot!!! went to the beach tdy! yeah "family" 1st outing! hahaha.. new found family.. the crazy family! went cycling toO!! for dunno how many donkey yrs nv ride a bike liao.. and finally again i am cycling! fun fun fun~ is all i can say for tdy! =D went home and mum saw me she was like "wa so red.. nv die b4.. tan until the face so red" nv really tan lor.. jus that the sun loves me too much~~ er jie say me like lobster!! @#$%$ hahaha
for the past few days.. hmm well.. fyp fyp fyp as usual.. last min gotta change my project stuffs!! @#$%^&*!!! haix.. sway~~ hate that shrew
on thurs went home early.. guess i ate wrong food and kena poisoned.. almost fainted lar.. haha but quickly made my way home via cab! yar cab fare is getting more n more expensive!!! usually frm my hse to sch is like 5plus nia.. but now it cos nearing to 7!!! any cheapo neh neh like me will complain like shit! muahahaha!!!
oki here r some email i received.. find it rather amusing!!! ahahaha..
Why Students Fail In Exams?It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
" Then how can a student pass ??"
Daughter-In-LawIt is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter in law
arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters in law are well trained
and well mannered!!!!!. They don't come to change the family, they are
there to............ read the following:
The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed at
the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech: "
My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she
said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change
your way of life, your routine." "No, I will never do that, never in a million
years". "What do you mean my child?" Asked the father in law. "What I
mean, dad, is (looking at her father in law): Those who used to wash dishes
must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on
doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and Those who used to
Clean should continue cleaning". "Then what are you here for?" Asked the
mother in law. "As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!".
Are you Smart?Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are...
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
! Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.....Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!
heheh.. well are you smart? pls dun tell me you are smart cos u eart SMARTIES! -_-"
haha
ciaO!
♥ connie at 11:22 PM