Sunday, November 26, 2006

sean is sick!! awww.. he lost weight.. but grown TALLER!!! big boy now!! hehe.. apart from play with him... had a Sunday movie mania! yupz... many nice movies on HBO and StarMovie!!! watched
-problem child...
-white chicks...
-13 going on 30..
-charlie n e chocolate factory.. and also
-mr n mrs smith!!!
all these consecutively!! one after another..
woOOo~ my blockbuster sunday movie mania!
hehe.. white chicks is the funniest thou watched b4 le..
hahaa now its time to replace wadever i missed out on the wkends for the past 2 years+++!! hehee..

alrite.. received an email on some score for Man.. soo.. read it!
finds it hilarious!!!

A man wrote this, apparently...
it's quite accurate.

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,
that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)


COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what
looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

so how did u score? negative eh?

And now what chance do you have???

Pass it on~ and have a good laugh!!!


dec is approaching soon!!! means xmas is coming!!! whats the plan?!
hehe.. look fwd to bbq on sunday!!!!
well well... that all!
ciaOs~

♥ connie at 10:55 PM